Orange is not a skin colour

Sorry ladies (and you metro men) but its not.  And you’re not fooling anyone… just looking bad in the process.

In fact, if anything, research indicates that anything other than a “natural” colour points to you suffering from an actual disease.

Example – using fake tan, with its distinctive orange tinge, makes you look more like you have Jaundice or Carotenosis rather than like you’ve just recently been to Bali.

Did you know that you actually resemble an Oompa Loompa?  See below:

Do you really want to look like a dwarf with Jaundice?

Don’t be dumb AND ugly.  Just embrace whiteness or get outdoors some more.  Please lay off the fake, orange paint.

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One Response to Orange is not a skin colour

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